Up Next: Rumors

A Comedy by Neil Simon

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October 10 – 26, 2025

Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m.

Sundays at 2:30 p.m.

Possibly the best farce ever written by the modern king of comedy brings four couples together in one townhouse to celebrate the tenth wedding anniversary of the Deputy Mayor of New York City. But the party never begins because the host has shot himself (it's only a flesh wound!), and his wife is missing. His lawyer's cover-up gets progressively more difficult to sustain as the other guests arrive and nobody can remember who has been told what about whom. Doors slam and hilarity abounds as the couples get more and more crazed.

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This production is recommended for mature audiences only.